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Welcome to my page and weird little corner of the interweb. I’m Ms. Marshall, and I’m here to get you all riled up (this is the first of many bad jokes from me. Get it? Riley? Riled up?)
I’m someone who takes the old adage “laughter is the best medicine” a little too seriously. I love making people smile, laugh, and forget about the complexities of the outside world. You may find it hard to keep up with my wit, but I can assure you an evening of belly laughs and indulgence will engage all of your senses. I look for the beautiful small moments in life, and I live to share those moments with others.
I come from a small farm in the prairies (insert joke about the farmer’s daughter here.) I’ve been in Toronto for 14 years, and it’s truly my home. After being here for over a decade I’m still not done eating my way
around the city. The quickest way to get in to my good books is through food. I am what some would call “food motivated” and yes, that is a term occasionally used for training animals, but if it works it works. I love
eating my way through the diverse food scene in my wonderful city. I’m always on the lookout for the newest spot or delicious craze. While I don’t drink alcohol, I still love going to check out local bars with a lover, especially if there’s a band!
I’m an absolute sucker for live music of any kind. In any given year I attend more concerts than most people do in their lifetime! One of my greatest joys in life is having the opportunity to experience live music
with others. Is there anything better than showing someone a band or song and having them love it too? Or going to see a band new to you both, and experiencing something great together for the first time?
Here is a link to one of my personalized playlists with some of my
earworms
I love traveling, and yes, one of the reasons is to eat! Of course! When people ask me “where do you want to travel?” my answer is “everywhere I can!” When travelling, aside from scouting out all of the local food, I
also love checking out the local art scenes! You can guarantee I’ll go to at least one gallery in any city I visit. I’m a big art lover and spend a lot of my time cosplaying as an artist around my home. You could call me a creative mind, I always have some sort of project on the go. From painting, to sculpting, sewing and designing, jewelry making, the odd woodworking or wood burning. I’m just a girl with many creative projects and only so much time! I still need time to read (another one of my
favourite pastimes.)
My bookshelves overflow with stories that have made me who I am today. While these days I often gravitate to non-fiction, I am trying to get back into fiction and getting lost in other worlds. Sometimes we need an
escape from this one! Music and books are my favourite ways to do that. Conversation comes naturally to me, and I’ve been known to make people feel comfortable and at ease. I’ve also been known to be a bit of a chatterbox at times, but moreover for lending an ear to listen. I love learning about the world and people around me, and the best way to do that is through listening and asking questions. My coffee addiction probably plays a small role in my incessant talking.
I’m someone who is rarely seen without a coffee in hand. Multiple espresso’s to start the day. I genuinely love the taste and smell of coffee, it’s quite possibly one of my favourite scents in the world. I’ve been known to brew a decaf, or light a bean-scented candle, just to get a hit of the aroma! I may not drink at the local bars, but all of the local baristas know me by name.
I often joke that I’m a bit of a masochist, because I’ve been a Dallas Cowboys fan my whole life. As someone who was born in ’92, they haven’t given me much to cheer about most of my life. So in other words, I’m fiercely loyal.
I’m unable to describe my personal style because the truth is it changes every day. I’m comfortable in jeans and a band t-shirt, and I’m often walking around my house in my underwear and an oversized sweater. With that being said, I love dressing up and I have an extensive shoe and dress collection that loves to be worn. Along with a long list of local spots to wear them to. You could call me a sexy chameleon.
I see people of all races, genders, and abilities. Please let me know if you require accessible accommodations as I will always do my best to accommodate.
I am extraordinarily kink-friendly and have worked with a variety of kinks and fetishes over the years. I want everyone to feel comfortable bringing their deepest desires to me, because I want to make them a reality for you.
Now that you’ve learned a bit about me, I can’t wait to learn more about you soon.
I can’t wait to connect with you.
Xx
Likes:
Coffee • espresso • chocolate • ginger beer • scalding hot showers • dancing in my underwear • my cat named Lemmy • Korean food • complimenting strangers • trying to learn a new art medium • walking around a new city with a coffee in hand • reading on a rainy day • any kind of live music • bars that put effort in to their mocktails • meeting a new person and talking for hours • reality TV (this is a new one but I’ve been sucked in to the cult) • watching the new generations find old classics (whether it’s music or books) • embracing someone in a hug who you haven’t seen in ages • running your hands across a freshly buzzed head • pickled jalapeños • the smell of a fire burning in the winter • bacon cheeseburgers • yelling at football in my underwear • smiling at a stranger and having them smile back • genuine laughter • aged cheddar • collecting rare books • hole in the wall music venues and restaurants • eggs Benedict • amber and vanilla scents • videos of unlikely animal friends • live comedy •
Dislikes:
My first 3 are just foods I can’t eat or they will make me sick: fish/seafood, avocado, and gluten • slow walkers • people who film the whole concerts on their phones • matcha • sushi • beets • people who are rude to service industry folks • people who yuck other people’s yums • cutting yourself while shaving • being bloated • burger places that care more about stacking the toppings on than the actual quality of the patty • almond milk • when a hair gets stuck in the back of your throat • the smell of tequila or mezcal • the way the Dallas Cowboys make me yell at the TV in my underwear • fake laughter • goats and sheep’s cheese • getting food stuck in your teeth • too much humidity • Tim Hortons coffee • bad live comedy